ASIO, the Army and Australian Federal Police have all applied to Rudd for increased funding. The Prime Minister decides to give them a test and releases a rabbit into a forest. Whoever finds the rabbit gets the cash.
ASIO goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist in Australia but are an ever-present threat.
The Army goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The AFP goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!"
